i need to figure out a way to earn money online.  not like click here to make money fast pyramid scheme stuff, but i really want to find something that people need and offer it.  i listened to a podcast about how even stupid niche crap that people would never go to a store or, even if they did, would never be viable in a fixed location as a fruitful venture to offer a good or service for a fee.  im paraphrasing what a million smart people have said before me, but i get it.  you can specialize in something that 1 in a million people need or want, and you have a massive audience only available through the internet.  i kind of enjoy writing, and i feel like i could fake some corporate-y sounding how to articles for people to read, with proper punctuation and spelling.  when i read articles it all seems like a scam anyway.  not a getting ripped off kind of scam, the info is probably accurate, or at least accurate in the writers experience, but the scam is in the blind endoresement we give, or at least i do, to mysterious people behind the writeen word that might just as stupid, if not more than me.  

my sister likes to brag that she READS a book, rather than how i read, by listeneing to books on tape or audible.  she is being conned.  i like to hear some shmuck read it, it reminds me that, even if its fiction, it a good 90% filler.  plus i can drive to work while i do it.  
 
oh yeah make money on the internet.  not as a scam, as something useful to someone.  it might feel like a scam to me, but if i can offer something to someone that they want, i guess its ok.  what do you want?  ill name your cat, write a review on your product, research a new car for you, or even help you find a used one.  i can help you hire a handyman, or i can just be your handyman.  via skype or facetime ill help you fix your washing machine.  ill show you how to lay brick, rotate your tires, sign your kids yearbook.  

anything someone can do, i can do faster.  im efficient and getting paid by the hour is for chumps.  give me tasks for the day, for the week, or for the year, and pay me when im done.  they abolished slavery

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