this is a cliche subject, and at the same time, i assure you, it is not a humble brag. my wife and i give to different charitable organizations, most on a recurring monthly payment, but a couple here and there as one time gifts. over the years, a few of the organizations we have contributed to insist on filling our mailbox with the entrails of trees sacrificed for the greater good of feeding, clothing, educating or otherwise seeking help for their human co-habitants. the nature of the recuring automatic payment is to set up, and forget. this should be used to your advantage, but some organizations insist on reminding me on a weekly basis, that they are taking our hard earned gift, and squandering on junk mail. i'm taking my charity elsewhere. i understand a reminder 2-4 times a year, but you are killing your intake as you send me these reminders every week begging me to get frustrated enough to jump through the hoops youve put in place to cancel my automatic withdrawls. sorry homeless people in st paul, you guys are up.
and what about the trees chopped down for these stupid mailers? they died in vain! there are environmental charities, and people donate. its like a gross new world order geopolitical charity scam. they need to start a charity to end the murder of trees and production of paper to mail to people begging for more money but ultimately just forcing them to cancel the gifts they are giving. what do the nature charities print thier mailings on? human skin, like some philanthropic buffalo bill? they could. or they could tattoo it on dead people. and hang them from trees. or tattoo it on live people and then hang em from trees. itd be good publicity. i suppose that would maybe make the people helping people hate tree helping people more though. maybe they could hang homeless people from trees? thats killing two birds. well, no birds, one homless guy. but not a tree. a bird might even use his hair for a nest. i guess that wont work either.
the point is, i need to stop my recurring withdrawl to union gospel mission in st paul minnesota cause they keep sending tons of junk mail making me feel bad and also like they waste money killing trees. and possibly hanging homeless people. just kidding.
and what about the trees chopped down for these stupid mailers? they died in vain! there are environmental charities, and people donate. its like a gross new world order geopolitical charity scam. they need to start a charity to end the murder of trees and production of paper to mail to people begging for more money but ultimately just forcing them to cancel the gifts they are giving. what do the nature charities print thier mailings on? human skin, like some philanthropic buffalo bill? they could. or they could tattoo it on dead people. and hang them from trees. or tattoo it on live people and then hang em from trees. itd be good publicity. i suppose that would maybe make the people helping people hate tree helping people more though. maybe they could hang homeless people from trees? thats killing two birds. well, no birds, one homless guy. but not a tree. a bird might even use his hair for a nest. i guess that wont work either.
the point is, i need to stop my recurring withdrawl to union gospel mission in st paul minnesota cause they keep sending tons of junk mail making me feel bad and also like they waste money killing trees. and possibly hanging homeless people. just kidding.
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